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Top 10 Reasons Rednecks, NASCAR, & Hunting Go Together

by Cliff

10. The fastest way to circle game is in a race car.

9. Shooting is easier through a door with no glass.

8. Racing harnesses make excellent safety harnesses for the tree stand.

7. Rain delays are a reason to drink more beer.

6. A caution flag in hunting or racing makes a Redneck cuss.

5. Hunting with a NASCAR driver gets you on TV without a tornado.

4. The South is home to monster bucks, Rednecks, & NASCAR.

3. The pit crew can carry the beer and drag the deer out.

2. Race cars make for quicker road kill.

1. Bass Pro Shop racing gear comes in camoflauge.

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Posted in Senseless Hunter's Satire on October 21st, 2006

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2 Responses to “Top 10 Reasons Rednecks, NASCAR, & Hunting Go Together”

  1. KeithR Says:
    October 24th, 2006 at 11:17 am

    That was excellent. Nothing looks better than a deer strapped to the hood of a race car!

  2. David Hastings Says:
    December 20th, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    Cliff,

    Send me an email.

    I will send you a photo of Tyler’s deer.

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