Bear Hunt - From the Wife
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Reading this post may cause: Increased blood pressure, headache, bouts of outrage, numbness, intense dislike, heart or kidney failure, and a desire to thoroughly throttle ‘the wife’. If, at any time, you find yourself suffering from any of these afflictions, please discontinue reading immediately, take a deep breath, and go for a walk…except in the case of heart/kidney failure. For those, see your damned doctor–something is seriously wrong.
Awhile back, Cliff wrote an entry on the reasons I wouldn’t want him going bear hunting. In part, he’s right, I would worry about his safety. It took me 30 years to find him and I’m not quite ready to give him up, just yet. But his safety isn’t the only reason (besides, any kind of hunting comes with its own set of risks, right?).
The other side of it is, I don’t have enough interest in eating bear meat to justify, in my mind, the kill (should he make one, of course). Sure, I’d try it because it’s there, but for that, I can purchase some rather than killing an entire animal. He’s countered this with, “Well, we could give it to someone who would.” I can’t disagree with that, however, I can’t help but think, why do it then? What if I don’t like it? Is your desire to try hunting bear, coupled with my, “Sure, I’ll try it since it’s here.” really a good enough reason to kill a bear? I just don’t think so.
(EDIT: Apparently my ignorance of hunting law was showing in my thinking I could buy bear meat. I’ve discovered, since making this post, that it is illegal to buy or sell wild game, except under very specific circumstances. I in no way endorse the breaking of any laws. I’ll have to amend my post to say that if a regular bear meat eater were to offer me a taste, I’d try it.)
Now, if I were to try bear meat and discovered I liked it enough to want to add it to our regular diet, everything changes. Then, and only then, would I believe there’s a legitimate reason for the hunt, and subsequent possible-kill*. I just can’t live with the idea of hunting for the sake of seeing if you can take down a large (or small) animal. To me, that’s no better than killing for the fun of it. Although, I will add to that–I do understand the desire to challenge oneself, this case being the hunter pitted against an incredibly strong animal on the animal’s turf. I can see the draw there, but I can’t agree with it.
So, there it is. My reasoning. I’m new to the hunting scene, and I’m trying to overcome a lot of my former ideas about it, but I have to see there’s a reason for the hunt beyond, “Because I want to.” to accept it. In the case of Cliff bear hunting, I just don’t see one**.
*For the record, I’m happy to cook Cliff whatever he wants, when he wants it. I’m just not ready to do it simply to consume or justify a kill…especially if I don’t like it.
**I would never stop him from going bear hunting if it was something he felt strongly about doing. I may not be happy about his going, and I would worry, but I’d welcome him home with open arms and cook him his bear meat with a…semi-smile. After he showered, of course.


August 28th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Maybe it’s a woman thing, or maybe it’s a new to hunting thing, but I have to say I agree with you. I don’t necessarily think that hunters have to consume what they harvest themselves, but I do think someone should. If there was a place or person that would definitely take the meat off your hands if you didn’t want it, that would be one thing.
I guess for me, using the meat justifies harvesting the animal. It’s certainly been a big factor in the arguments about why hunting isn’t like dog fighting and other cruelties that involve animals. Maybe it’s a flimsy justification but, for me, hunting means that the animals that are harvested will be used for something. It’s not senseless shooting or violence.
So, at least so far, I guess we can chalk one up in the “Agree” column. It will be interesting to see what more seasoned hunters say.
By the way, glad to see you’re feeling well enough to write again.
August 28th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
I, being a hunter myself, still think this post is hilarious. I do think though, that he could still harvest a bear, and be able to donate it to pleny of organizations out there. Loved the spin though from the wife’s point of view.
August 29th, 2007 at 10:35 am
hmmmmmmmmm. I will say that bear meat is absolutely delicious, even though I have no desire to shoot one myself. Get one of his bear hunting friends to give some bear meat to you and then decide. You may kick him out till he brings a bear back.
August 29th, 2007 at 10:37 am
I be a hunter myself,but I loved the post.You’r humor is shining through all the way.I agree if you kill it,it needs to be eaten,if not by you,then donate it,to someone that will.
Since I am a taxidermist,then we would make a bear rug,Think that would work???
August 29th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
I have no desire to shoot a Bear. I would in self defense.
Once, in Arizona, we scared up a Bear while Quail hunting. Each ran in different directions, including the Dogs!
September 4th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Bear is probably best meat I’ve ever eaten. I highly recommend it!
September 17th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Hi all!
Very interesting information! Thanks!
G’night